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Fifthing

Hey do you know what happened with Amy?

Sorry man, but i’m fifthing
by BasicallyCap May 2, 2020
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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Descending Fifths

A term used for when notes are constructed moving down by perfect fifths in succession.
Joshua K. Aalampour is so dark and mysterious with his descending fifths in his piece "Enemies To Lovers"!
by NyxxWasTaken May 31, 2025
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fifth-cousin-7X-removed

Fifth-cousin-seven-times-removed (5C7R).
My fifth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Fifth hole

the hole in the neck that you get from smoking
yooo bro she has a fifth hole no way
by Russian man September 21, 2021
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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass
by Real value August 29, 2019
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