cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber

that guy has a cannon penis,bro!

by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012

french cannon

A synonym for anal fisting.

She really dug that french cannon.

by etink January 15, 2009

Noob Cannon

term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the AWP/AWM(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.

omfg u pussy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!"! use a real gun u loser!

by meheheheh September 28, 2005

dannon cannon

n. A word used to refer to the male genatalia and the fluid which is ejaculated. Dannon eludes to the brand of yogurt often sold in your local supermarket (sperm) This is symbolic of filling the mouth of a sexual partner with a liberal amount of semen/yogurt...also refered to as mayo-naise.

I loaded my dannon cannon and unloaded it on her cornia.

by yung marto and the mack April 8, 2011

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked October 31, 2014

pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.

"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."

by ekgi November 10, 2018