Zahn is a very extremely hot man who is so masculine that his sperm only makes men. He has a massive cock ( 20 inches soft) and is commonly mistaken as zane. They are the G.O.A.T at basketball and that is a fact that can be changed. There is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance in a Zahn being born every century so they are extremely rare.
by Zahn (zane) November 25, 2021

by Goofy ahh person May 13, 2022

A super cute boy that can be a little awkward at times but especially around girls. He is a good friend and is super sweet and will try his best not to hurt your feelings for any reason but can be blunt at times. He is amazing at basketball and is really funny. Weird at times, yes but he still pulls girls like crazy. If you ever meet a Zane and get close enough for them to be comfortable around you, don’t mess it up, because you will be making the biggest mistake of your life. Love him like no other and he will return the feeling.
Girl :Hey who is that guy
Girl 2 : Oh! That’s Zane. He is super sweet and understanding and it’s a plus that he is good looking.
Girl 2 : Oh! That’s Zane. He is super sweet and understanding and it’s a plus that he is good looking.
by Lil sweeties October 8, 2023

by eunoiram August 21, 2021

One bad ass mother fucker. Perfectly thick and juicy, who has the best mullet of them all , and has a hard throbbing COCK and any given time ready to impregnate any woman within a 40 mile radios. Only 40 miles because that how much gas is left in his badass yukon xl
by anonymous April 20, 2021

Some nibba who has long ass hair with so much interest in living with a meme page no one cares about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Little nibba April 5, 2017

A superhero wrapped inside of superhero, with a perfect, rock solid jawline, quick wits, but quicker words, and can arm wrestle the rock. He is basically the perfect man. He wont cheat, or anything, and usually loves someone named Lea... He also has a really long ass dick...
by MechcanicalGamer June 26, 2019
