shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 28, 2009

70 Wipes

using a huge amount of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a huge runny shit

Justin comes out of the bathroom a proceeds to say it was a 70 wipes

by bogner January 08, 2008

Snipe wipe

When you wipe your ass and get all the shit in one try. You just snipe that shit like pew pew.

Guy 1 "yo i just snipe wiped!"
Guy 2 "man, you got all that shit in one go, damn"
Guy 1"you know how i fucking roll"
*they then go and smoke some meth or sumshit*

by Meth is my domain November 23, 2009

anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

Wiped out

The effect of taking an ecstasy pill or MDMA

“Im so wiped out”
“Yeah mate, that MDMA blew my head off”

by Becky4 November 07, 2018

chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010

Squad wipe

A girl who has hooked up with the entire squad.

Mark:
Should I date Marissa?

Frank: Not a chance dude, she belongs to the streets. She has already squad wiped us.

by Chingwack8421 July 11, 2020