Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

mia von glitz

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.

Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.

by BellaBoo November 18, 2013

Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

König von Waldtrudering

Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering

Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering

by KönigSevit November 22, 2021

Orange von Gropenpussy

Donald Trump.

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.

by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018

uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

by mstick September 22, 2007

jet von lady

A woman with sassy like qualities

That chick is so Jet Von Lady

by Speech December 17, 2018