A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
by Matt Markese March 25, 2004
Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
by gay is good May 19, 2018
A hot beautiful man, now and especially 2018 like that shit sexy. But he is talented a literally better than all your shitty ass artists. He writes his lyrics and doesn’t rely on autocorrect, losers
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Sexy 5'8 male of European descent with a large penis, a minimum of 8 inches, and a maximum of 24. Good at Apex Legends, terrible at Valorant and Fortnite.
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