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Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.
by Matt Markese March 24, 2004
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Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
by gay is good June 7, 2018
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Benjamin Tease

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.
by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018
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benjamin mostoufi

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever
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by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014
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benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
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james benjamin

by LIGHT X MISA November 1, 2017
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Put a benjamin on it

Let’s bet who can make this shot.
Put a Benjamin on it.
by oofliqe February 12, 2021
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