Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

Zach

An annoying prick who is really ugly

Uhh he’s such a zach

by Billy23456345637749 March 7, 2019

Zach

a little bitch that is tiny and abusive.

Zach was a big bitch last night

by Rego465 February 20, 2020

zach

A sweet,lovable guy you will fall for the first time you see him. He is cute,and all the girls are after him. He usually goes for abbie's,or tall brunettes. He is the kind of guy that will play with your hair hold your hand and not be afraid to kiss you in front of his friends. If you get a zach hold on to him.

Man,zach is cute!

by oklolpoklolpoklolpoklolp November 17, 2017

Zach

A fucking disgusting greasy crustacean. Thinks he's better than everyone else. Can't draw to save his life.

Zach is such a crusty boy.

by Lumpycheeze June 6, 2019