your mom

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

by purplehazegirl May 20, 2006

your mom

a cut down, crappy ass come back

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom

by ~_0 April 21, 2003

Your Mom

Something That Can be Said To Answer Any Question And Sometimes Can be Very Funny.

"Hey Dude, What Were You Doing Last Night?"

"Your Mom"

by i'm hungry! September 9, 2007

your mom

a. an easy lay

b. ugly, yet still a complete ho bag

Like Schlotzsky's Deli, --- quick, cheap, and easy...

Like 7-11, except your mom IS always doing buisness

by leplen February 21, 2008

Your Mom

Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily.

E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.

John: Ermm.. Your Mom!

Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom

E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...

E.g 3 (At a job interview)

Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom

John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!

by Ashphamy Evans August 31, 2007

Your Mom

Best comeback ever created.

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"

by Master of comebacks. January 16, 2010

your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

by fort awesome November 14, 2010