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Yo mama

A word Kiana uses far to often, And in the worst of times for no reason
"What do we have to do for homework?"
"Yo mama"
by Missmenot July 2, 2016
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

Yo mama

A phrase usually used to joke about others moms.(not to be taken seriously)
yo mama so fat, the photo i took of her from december is still printing
by boinkykits March 4, 2023
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

Yo mama

Go to youtube and look up yo mama
Yo mama so ugly the grim reaper wouldn't even take her
by Dedchief0906 June 30, 2020
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.
I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!
by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021
mugGet the Yo Mama’s Mattressmug.

nigga fuck yo mama

she shouldve worn a condom
by chronicdave October 23, 2022
mugGet the nigga fuck yo mamamug.

yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she... your joke here
by Crickgrent June 13, 2022
mugGet the yo mamamug.

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
mugGet the yo mama diseasemug.

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