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yankee television 

Having the television turned on with the sound off, and playing music (typically on a stereo). Although not required, yankee television is usually accompanied by "altered" states of mind. Yankee television is so called owing to the fact that it usually done by people from the northern United States.
Since there's nothing on TV tonight, I'm just going to watch yankee television.

Yankee with no brim 

sex with no condom; goin in RAWWWWWW
Hey honey! I think we should yankee with no brim tonight!

yankee clipper 

when an object hits you directly in the nipple.
Dan- I just got hit in the nipple by that box! Racel- Dude! You just got a yankee clipper!
yankee clipper by hoopjack January 12, 2011

Yankee Sanchez 

When a man sticks a baseball bat in a girls ass. take it out and then he rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a mustache.

Yankee (second definition) 

Second definition of "yankee"
What southern women call the string on a tampon.
All right now honeychile, give a pull on the yankee (second definition) and we'll get down to bidness.

yankee doodle skankee pee 

peeing in a yankees hat and putting it on an ex gf or bf's head
"yankee doodle skankee pee"

you: YANKEE DOODLE!!!! you skank
Her: what the haggid is this? ughhhhhhh fresh urin!!!!!!