Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

by ididntknowthat November 16, 2007

Send your ass to Hardee's

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.

"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

by C-Hizzle222 March 23, 2010

kick your ass in HD

1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.

guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."

by Jormungandr & Komodo August 7, 2011

ash your ass

The act of rubbing one's genitalia ever so roughly that it causes the ass and anus to chafe, resulting in ashy skin.

Hey Blake, Tyler said he wants to ash your ass.

by MrsLippy'scarisgreen March 1, 2017

Sucks to your ass-mar

Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.

Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)

Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!

Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!

by Blud Shed January 2, 2009

Put that in your ass and fuck it.

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.

by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022

Gave your ass to kiss

To snubb or show disdain towards someone who has treated you with kindness and generosity.

" Chuck helped you out when you had nothing and when he asked you for some help in return you gave your ass to kiss."

by Mackendeez March 25, 2022