yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

by Linglingpanda April 21, 2018

yankass

1. (noun) a person whose only hobby is to insult people and/or push their buttons.

“David over there is a huge yankass, don’t talk to him.”

by kokokek June 6, 2018

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Yankee Slipper

A derivative of a hot-dog. It's where you make a regular grilled cheese, and then use THAT as the bun for the hot-dog.

Presumably it's something that somebody from the northern United States would eat, as the name 'Yankee Slipper' came to a rather inebriated fellow one night.

It has yet to be tested thoroughly, but as of now, we fear what power this meal might have.

Dude, I'm hungry but I don't know what to make.

Well, what three things do you KNOW you have available?

Uh... Hot-dogs, bread, and cheese.

Make a Yankee Slipper...

by MadMaude October 29, 2018

Yankee Toe-Tappin'

When your Northern friends rush through events or experiences instead of taking their time. Not slowing down to enjoy the finer side of life.

You need to stop your Yankee toe-tappin' and slow yourself down.

by Funkachop July 26, 2019

yankie blankie

Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.

I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie

by delfatedoctopus September 17, 2020