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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
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Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
by Mountain Life December 5, 2022
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Wrench Riker

A name you would call someone in a friendly way.
by PepperpedeFan December 11, 2022
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Adjustable Wrench

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.
by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023
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heart wrench

the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.
the way that Jeremy heart wrenched Stephany!
by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023
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Wrench

Man did you see Stamkos OT winner last night? Guys got a massive wrench!
by Stammers Hammer October 18, 2019
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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