Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008

Four wording

When your partner kisses and pays special attention to your neck and collar bone while making out

Partner 1: Are you ready for some four wording?
Partner 2: Yes sirrrrr

by Pixiestick518 October 20, 2019

dark warden

fighting falcon in a nutshell. nothing more nothing less, it simply is him.

Geez, who the hell is running dark warden fashion at A. I have spikes on my orochi, and that isnt NEARLY as bad as this.

he should get some help.

by zevalin February 6, 2022

The Warden of Ladner

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.

Looks there comes the warden of ladner!

by bige652 January 16, 2023

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

wooden

Made out of wood. I put in a definition for "cracker". In my definition, I used the term: "wooden cracker barrel." urbandictionary.com's site has underlined "wooden", so I have to define "wooden" now.

Mr A.-"this model kit box says it's wooden. what does that mean?"

Mr.B-"wooden means: made out of wood."

Mr.A-"Oh. Oh yeah. boy do I feel dumb. I coulda figured that out for myself."

by mr. stuart September 2, 2005

wardening

The act of getting blasted in the 60's while doing some dumbass shit, such as making stupid gestures with the hand and face.

Remember when you guys threw pickles at my face because i was wardening.

by kevin warden April 22, 2006