Wooted

(N) ~ the feeling of being intoxicated and unable to function properly

“Me and my bitch Wooted up last night and almost crashed the Benz”

by shawtyy888 June 18, 2022

Wootted

When you feel like you need to piss but in reality you need take a shit and then proceed to shit your pants.

What happened to Kevin?
- Oh he wootted in the bathroom. He's on cleanup duty.
Don't touch anything he touches!

by solo4real March 8, 2026