capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

by shitywok33 June 23, 2011

Racial Capitalism

A form of capitalism in which parties capitalize on the idea of them being progressive or them favoring any person who is in a racial minority (in the region) or any woman.

This can be done through propaganda, advertisements, misleading or false data, or by hiring mostly racial minorities or women.

Many colleges are using racial capitalism.

by 🐖 🍴 July 03, 2018

Delhi capitals

Delhi capitals is an ipl team which is the father of all ipl teams and a legendary team in indian premiere league history ( a t20 league in india ) delhi capitals have won 7 ipl trophies and teams like mumbai indians is nothing in front of delhi capitals

which is the best team in t20 league history - Delhi capitals

by Mahek671 January 15, 2021

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

Taara Capital

Taara means Stars in Hindi and Capital means Money or Wealth 💸. So Taara Capital helps people to reach their wealth on Stars.

Taara Capital posts regular updates on Social Media about Stock Markets and they spread financial literacy

by shubham16o7 November 27, 2021

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023