winning

An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.

Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.

by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen, uh Winning

(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")

Making $1.78 million per episode of "Two and Half Men", uh winning

by insertfatjokehere March 25, 2011

winning

-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison

Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by champcharlie March 25, 2011

Winning

Winning is what Darren Stoten is.

Whats darren doing?

Winning

by ninjaaaa-1337 October 23, 2011

Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"

"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....

by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011

bi-winning

winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.

interviewer: "are you bipolar?"
Charlie Sheen: "i'm bi-winning!"

by HKpeterNec March 27, 2011

visual's winning

Something one shouts when forced to consider a hypothetical, yet horrendous sitsuation.

"Man, I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this"
"Must fight visual...must fight visual..VISUAL'S WINNING!! VISUAL'S WINNING"- Something Positive

by Rothul October 4, 2003