Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
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Get the windisoma mug.Casadea ~ "There is like tottaly nothing to do in Windsor Ohio!"
Pizzaria~ "Ya there is. There's Bike ride'n, Farm'n, and Tree climb'n. You need to g't out of the citiy and g't out to the Country."
Casadea~ "You are Like Tottaly right!! Like I want to get my $50.00 snake skin High heels muddy!"
Pizzaria~ "What do you think barn boots are for? Now go change out of them there high heels and get to work!'
Casadea~ "Work!!!"
Pizzaria~ "NOW!"
Pizzaria~ "Ya there is. There's Bike ride'n, Farm'n, and Tree climb'n. You need to g't out of the citiy and g't out to the Country."
Casadea~ "You are Like Tottaly right!! Like I want to get my $50.00 snake skin High heels muddy!"
Pizzaria~ "What do you think barn boots are for? Now go change out of them there high heels and get to work!'
Casadea~ "Work!!!"
Pizzaria~ "NOW!"
by Casedea & Pizzaria Writter April 15, 2010
Get the Windsor Ohio mug.Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
Get the windshield brakes mug.An individual who tries so hard at doing something but will never succeed in getting it done because he or she is always set up to fail. If that task were to simply take a piss, a wind shall blow the piss back on him or her no matter the direction he or she faces.
My teacher Ms. Shannon is such a windpisser. She's trying to teach our math class the quadratic formula. None of us even know how to add or subtract.
by Mavelous March 11, 2013
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