A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
Get the healthy, wealthy, and wisemug. Stephanie Wise is the type of girl to put full focus on her passions. She is typically known to love the ocean, and the beach. She is humorous, beautiful, goofy, and one of a kind. She is impatient and has no tolerance for erratic behavior. She falls in love quickly, and can be an amazing partner if she chooses to share her world with you. In her alone time, she is artistic. During the day, she can't stop moving. She likes to be in her own world, as well as have many different friends to bounce between. She can be needy, but she also likes to be alone. If you ever come across a Stephanie Wise, you should wife her.
by Swave November 23, 2021
Get the stephanie wisemug. When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
Get the Zero-Wisemug. A sexy girl loves sports very good at every thing she tries will cuss u out with no questions ask will smack tf her punches hurt and can fight if u get to know her she fun exciting and she hates fake people .
by Baddies.oo November 22, 2021
Get the Keyanna wisemug. Sleep-deprived
by John Humphrey Noyes January 22, 2020
Get the wisemug. A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 7, 2015
Get the A Wise Moosemug. term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).
tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.
tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.
person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."
by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023
Get the ling wisemug.