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Nick Wheeler

by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Wheelchairing

verb- the act of using a wheelchair to bullshit your way into grand national finals
Union is a band that used wheelchairing to get themselves into GNF.
by GWAA AVON WILL EAT YOU May 10, 2011
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Mississippi Wheelbarrow

Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.
Greg, "Hey cindy, how bout a mississippi wheelbarrow?!"

Cindy, "Sure i love $h!t in my @$$!"
by The HandyMan March 18, 2009
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Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.
I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.
by Le Emme February 21, 2011
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Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:
Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.
by Jtime2 February 24, 2009
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Seventh wheel

An extremely rare scenario in which you, the single person, are stuck in a group of three touchy-feely, lovey-dovey couples. Nearly impossible, but stranger things have happened. Similar to a third wheel, only doubled.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you wanna come hang out with my girlfriend, Guy 2 and his girlfriend, and Guy 3 and his girlfriend?"

Guy 4: "I don't think so. I'm not gonna be your seventh wheel."

Guy 1: "Then get yourself a girlfriend. I'm sure you can find a girl that loves guys who cry during sex."
by Genericist July 13, 2009
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wheelchair nigger

A human like species, subjected to redacule because of the simple fact they are are blacker then my burnt toast when I'm in a white man rush and more handicap than a downsydrome quadrapladric. Closest species is the house hold dog.
Tom: "hey Gary is Gunther coming for a beer tonight?"
Gary: "nahhh that cunt went full wheelchair nigger"
by Dyldo ballbaginz September 8, 2015
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