While wearing thong sandals and ones gets a little bit ahead of the thong sandal creating the toe wedgie
by crossout June 19, 2009
A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.
The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...
by Zeusman676767 February 25, 2016
by wedgielord April 22, 2011
An uncomfortable or painful tightening of the underwear in the front, separating the testis in the scrotum or the labia. Very similar to a frontal wedgie. It may occur due to a practical joke in which someone pulls the front of the pants/underwear so that there is discomfort or pain. It may also occur on its own when the underpants ride high.
1. I can't believe you gave him a russian wedgie because he wouldn't say uncle!
2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
by GpD79 January 15, 2010
It is a wedgie a girl gets, that goes up her ass and also up her vulva split. When a girl has her undies up her split, it is known as a vedgie(vaginal wedgie). Cross this word with wedgie, you get a 'vwedgie'. When you say this out loud, it sounds french, hense the name, french wedgie.
Guy on beach 1: Man that chick has a major wedgie!
*girl turns around to face them*
Guy on beach 2: DAMN! Thats no wedgie! Thats a FRENCH wedgie!
Guy on beach 1: True that!
*girl turns around to face them*
Guy on beach 2: DAMN! Thats no wedgie! Thats a FRENCH wedgie!
Guy on beach 1: True that!
by MetalheadRosie666 April 30, 2008
by Wedgie Dude June 01, 2009
A "permanent wedgie" is when the following happen:
The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.
Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.
melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.
Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.
melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
by wedgort November 16, 2009