tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016

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dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls

Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

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Dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants

DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

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Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.

"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."

by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025

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Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

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