VO5 wax

Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair

VO5 wax for my ginger hair

by 22girl December 12, 2017

waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

Ball of Wax

A haphazard jumble of related issues or items brought together all at once, in the manner of rolling around a sticky ball of wax to collect small bits of assorted debris

"We only wanted a plane ticket, but the travel agent wanted to sell us the whole ball of wax."

by Betsy Tea August 9, 2012

WAXING ASS

To have sexual intercourse

Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.

by shelby123 February 14, 2008

wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

by Concupy August 31, 2013

Wax Seal

That moment when you go in for anal and the other person shits creating a seal of excrement around their brown hole with a recognizable shape in the center.

Wendy hadn't told Tom just how badly she had to visit the bathroom and they accidentally created a wax seal on her ass.

by 220HostbyNight April 21, 2016

urethra wax

whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.

Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.

by godly head December 31, 2011