University of Washington

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.

Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"

by yaley November 26, 2010

University of Washington

Faggots who wear purple.

University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold

by educatedguy October 14, 2011

Washington & Lee University

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.

Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004

Washington Monument

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

by HibsMax February 5, 2009

washington heights

My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!

ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

Me:Can i get a plain slice

Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__

Me: fuck

by Nips October 12, 2005

Washington Redskin

The act of cutting a hole in variable grade(s) of sandpaper to be fit and worn around ones penis as a backboard during intercourse.

Matt gave the best Washington Redskin to Foofu last night, her knot must look like 99 Red Balloons!

by EINSTEIN-one January 3, 2013

washington township high school

The new Buffalo Bills, gets to the state finals 3 straight years and lose 3 straight years...can't seem to beat Shawnee, no matter how many steriods they use. Every single female is hot, there are no ugly ones. AKA Italian TWP.

They pulled a TWP and choked in the final minute.

by 80 March 2, 2005