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Grease Walk

The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.
I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.
by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020
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nothing walk

a walk around a room, office, or work area with absolutely no point, in search of nothing and for no reason whatsoever.

This term originated after a nosey, mediocre manager failed to discreetly watch her employees work, while in fact she did nothing herself all day.
My boss is a micromanager and frequently takes a nothing walk around the office to check up on her employees.
by Amcynn10 July 8, 2010
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Walk Left

a term for either having sex with the opposite gender, or desiring to do such.
duder 1: You walk left with Sally yet?
duder 2: Naw, she walks right with women now... Lesbians...
by krumptacular January 18, 2010
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j walk

To cross the road in an illegal manner.
"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."
by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003
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Dog walk

Jake hit me so I told him I was gonna dog walk his ass
by drewtrillasf December 5, 2016
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fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
by brothermike October 12, 2005
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walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.
"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
by jpatt December 24, 2004
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