Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.
My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.
by MyBassIsSlippery April 26, 2018
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man walk

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.
Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.
by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010
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Walk it down

To calm down, pipe down, take a breath, STFU.
You're all buzzed on sugar and you're annoying me. You need to walk it down bro.

People with these new iPhones today need to ... walk it down.
by SetecX June 24, 2010
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j walk

To cross the road in an illegal manner.
"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."
by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003
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Dog walk

meaning to kick someone's ass; give them an ass whoopin
Jake hit me so I told him I was gonna dog walk his ass
by drewtrillasf December 05, 2016
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fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
by brothermike October 12, 2005
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walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.
"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
by jpatt December 24, 2004
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