waffle

A gay male who is active and passive sexually. Versatile as in Birds Eye potato waffles - waffly versatile.

Are you top or bottom?
I'm a waffle

by Angelic Boi January 18, 2008

Medium Waffle

A saying originated by the popular rapper and meme page SavageRealm. A saying very difficult to understand, only for the highly intelligent.

John: "Hey how was your day?"
Bichael: "Medium Waffle"
John: "What the fuck"

by Bichael420 December 19, 2017

waffle drinker

An insult hurled at a fat dunk woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail.

Shut up you waffle drinker.

by Loxy December 25, 2016

Ric Waffle

Ric Waffle is an insult used by locals in some towns in the North West of England to describe a person of caveman like appearance. Ric Waffle came into local language thanks to the mythical folklore (see below).

Ric Waffles are thought to be a small group of people that live underground and in caves in the North West of England. It is said that Ric Waffles can sometimes be sighted roaming the hills of Pendle whilst naked, with it also being said that one has a greater chance of sighting a Ric Waffle when there is a full moon.

Ric Waffles are known to only eat young children and supposedly worship the “witches of Pendle Hill”. It is believed that one Ric Waffle may have been integrated into society, with local folklore talking of a Ric Waffle living in the Accrington area (although this has not been confirmed)

Next time you are in the North West of England, hold your children close and pray there is no full moon.

George: “Did you see Ollie today?”

Jake: “No, why?”
George: “Well he looked like a Ric Waffle!”
Jake: “Oh no, protect the younglings!”

by Michael Scarn 01 February 24, 2021

waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

Lower Waffle

An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.

The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.

by Litigatrix May 8, 2014

waffle tax

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

by Rat Genesis August 6, 2007