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what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.
Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

What in the name of fuck 

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says
Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

What the fuckula 

1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.

2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
What the fuckula are you talking about?!