Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema 

Josh Vance’s first and most popular EP. The most notable song is “Title Track”, but the song “Tales of Pretzel Bites and Cheese” has gotten much recognition too. Other songs in this EP are “Watch for the Rats” and “$70”

Girl 1: Hey have you listened to Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema by Josh Vance

Girl 2: Oh hell yeah I listen to that shit every night

Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema by theshmoefromoblock March 8, 2022

Tattoo Wasted 

The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo

I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted

Tattoo Wasted by Zoot Ink July 7, 2010

Cake Wasted 

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

Cake Wasted by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

Padre Wasted 

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

Padre Wasted by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011

Water-Wasted 

The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.

I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."

Water-Wasted by MoyertheDestroyer January 28, 2018

Get Fuckin Wasted 

A drinking game that is gauranteed to get everyone who plays it wasted. (Possibly the greatest drinking game ever created). Played with a deck of cards, the rules are as follows:
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes

I always start my night playing Get Fuckin Wasted, because its fun and i'll be drunk after playing it.

Get Fuckin Wasted by Hector Rodriguez November 29, 2011

Black Girl Wasted

A state of inebriation that surpasses the level of White Girl Wasted. This usually includes obnoxious voice levels in places where it is not appropriate, an urge to fight or vandalize something, or an overall state of intoxication that one would not remember.

I heard John was drunk this weekend. Yes. He was pretty Black Girl Wasted and we had to take care of him all night.

Black Girl Wasted by Graham Welington December 15, 2010