Wafa

in arabic, if your name is wafa, you are very beautiful. Also very loyal and real. Wafa's are usually very middleeastern looking, but in a good way. Beautiful, Sexy, Cute, Pretty, and usually skinny

Wafa was born in Saudi Arabia.

by muahmuahh June 29, 2011

Waffle Press

The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.

1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.

2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.

3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.

4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer

by Chad Hanvey January 18, 2008

Wafghani

A white dude trying to be afghani by wearin a hat, riding camels and living in a cave whilst trying to escape from the american military.
Similar to Wigga , Wasain etc

Camp Dude: Bitch, you and you camel are like such Wafghanis.

by seb July 3, 2004

texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

by spread condor September 25, 2010

Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

by tickledicks March 22, 2016

Wafik

A very good looking man who comes from Arab decent. He's tall and extremely awesome. He gets massive amounts of girls. They cry when they see him because of his good looks.

Damn , there goes Wafik! Look at all the girls trailing him!

by FlyingDragon12 July 6, 2012

Waffing

It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011