Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.
by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005
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mia von glitz

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.
Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.
by BellaBoo November 18, 2013
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Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!
by jofiish July 12, 2009
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Dick Von V

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.
Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.
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Orange von Gropenpussy

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.
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Lars Von Trier

1. noun. Danish Film director. Known for his controversial filmography, such as Antichrist and Nymphomaniac, as well as co-founding the Dogma 95 movement with fellow Danish Director Thomas Vinterberg.

2. verb. When a joke backfires because of the terrible delivery. Originated from Trier's infamous "I'm a Nazi" speech at Cannes 2011.
Did you see The new Lars Von Trier film that pissed off everybody, once again?

"I heard Tommy got booed off stage at his stand up show last night. What happened?"
"You haven't heard? He Lars Von Trier'd one of his bits."
"What exactly happened?"
"He thought denying Armenian genocide with a Turkish accent and a dead-pan voice would be funny."

"Silly Fuck."
by EldtrichBurger October 18, 2022
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uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls
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by mstick September 10, 2007
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