Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

virginia saddle

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

by togim April 21, 2018

Dancing with Virginia

A woman masturbating

Don went to his girlfriends appartment and wondered where her roomate was. The girlfriend said that she was busy 'dancing with Virginia'

by rochesternyguy April 22, 2011

virginia rowell

may be mistaken for virginia woolfe but dont get it twisted, virginia has curly hair and a love of 6'3 and little bit wet

wait hold up is that virginia woolfe

nah mate thats virginia rowell, easily done. Yo if ur 6'3 and a little bit wet hit that up

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

Virginia Plunger

Having your sexual partner take laxative after which consuming a can of cream 🌽. When feeling the urge to blow, engage in anal intercourse and here that thing Plunge!

Gave my gf a Virginia Plunger last night, she ain’t shit right since!

by Pauledude January 14, 2019

virginia weather

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!

Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day

by ThatOnePersonAtThatOneTime October 30, 2019

West Virginia

a state in the united states of america. it is shaped like a middle finger, or a pineapple when turned a little bit.

west virginia split from virginia in 1863 and became a union state, thus its a middle finger to the confederacy.

by FlashlightMemelord January 31, 2019