Video Games

The thing that parents blame for bad situations

Kid: *gets a B in math*
Parents: if you would just stop playing Video games you would get an A

by Mini Grizzz December 12, 2020

video game depression

that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game

friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?

friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression

by epicgamer#06 December 19, 2019

My Life Is Like A Video Game

The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time

Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help

by fwefff November 21, 2023

Video-Game

No. They are not a proxy for physical play but I wasn't socialized by the age of 4 so I guess I'm already doomed! DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOMED AND DAMNED! So, I'll just keep playing them.

Hym "The meta-game of a competitive video-game can be AS COMPLICATED if not MORE than chess. It's not a substitute for anything but it's no different than spending your time playing chess. Aside from the public perception."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

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343: I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

In a Video Game

A phrase added after a declaration of harm to oneself or another person so as not to appear like a serious threat, particularly to social media algorithms.

If that person says that one more time I'm going to kill them... in a video game!

by maniacalcarnee November 19, 2025