Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.

We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.

by goofball2985 March 14, 2025

Verisimilitudenally

Appearing to be based in reality, when in fact, it is only an approximation of what is real.

In the movie “Fight Club,” the narrator verisimilitudenally projects Tyler Durden into reality. Durden is made to be real for the narrator, but alas, Tyler is the narrator.

by DJWillySkakes69 April 6, 2025

man varnish

Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.

please my brother dont rub your man varnish on my dingle berry

by i love hair down there October 20, 2008

sebab venison

A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.

e.g Mum i want a sebab . im hungry i want a sebab venison.

by jylrj May 13, 2014

kasha varnishkes

An Ashkenazi Jewish dish of buckwheat groats (kasha) with bow-tie noodles (farfele pasta). Usually the kasha is made first then it's added to the bow-tie noodles and baked. It tastes much better than it sounds.

Mom - what are you bringing to Grandma Esther's?
Contessakitty - a big pan of kasha varnishkes.

by contessakitty May 18, 2014

dirty vernie

When you fuck someone then light their hair on fire.

I just gave my ex a dirty vernie

by vcerwin June 22, 2020

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025