Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 6, 2024

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

Henry venus

Someone please rail me to *your guilty pleasure* thanks

Random person: ,,have you heard about Henry Venus?"
Uncultured person: ,,no"
Random person: ,, you're missing out then"

by ben dover no. 2 April 18, 2022

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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

change of venue

When a couple switches from the front to the backside during sexual situations. When you switch sexual positions during intercourse.

Sex last night wasn’t working for us. We needed a change of venue. So we switched from missionary to doggy style.

by Worm89 December 15, 2019

Venus

The perfect girl. Every guy dreams about dating a Venus. She has the perfect balance on her sizes.
Although Venus is used to describe only blonde perfect girls, it can be used for other types of perfect girls, but it will confuse you if you do.

Guy 1: Wow, that's a Venus right there!
Guy 2: Her boobs are so perfect looking!
Girl 1: I wish I was a Venus

by Yugi5567 March 28, 2018

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024