vacant bird

a retarded woman.

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"

by applejumbo July 16, 2016

Vagana

A trans woman's vagina.

I love my vagana (song by Helen Smash)

by felinestrange March 13, 2018

Vagangle berries

When a vagina ingests toilet paper it produces vagangle berries. Aka clitty litter and vag worms.

Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.

Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews

by rowdy89wa May 8, 2021

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

vaganus

The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.

after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!

by ryder.b January 31, 2009

Vaganus

A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.

Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.

by Francis Ulma November 4, 2010

vaganus

Vaganus, the after affect of the vaganus maker(the ultimate shocker) where teh vagina and the anus become one due to the ripping on the seperating wall.

After the vaganus maker debby was never the same.

by Jake Schatzel April 21, 2005