vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

Worms Of Vomit

A Slamming Brutal Death Metal band from Assam India. We entitled our first song "Essence Of Brutality". Also had released an EP "Cannibilistic Decayed".

Worms Of Vomit Slamming Brutal Death Metal Death Metal Gore Goregrind

by bibek666 November 4, 2014

santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor

Looks like Santa vomited in that house

by xstranger December 6, 2013

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.

Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.

by olly5764 May 26, 2018

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019