vacation dick

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)
hes got a vacation dick
by billy the bob joey May 02, 2016
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Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 April 28, 2016
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vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."
by Joe "madman" Griffiths April 27, 2016
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vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.
I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.
by TheOneInTheCorner85 April 17, 2016
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Vacation Destroyer

Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.

2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.

Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 22, 2009
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corona vacation

The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation
by The Virologist March 02, 2020
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grippy sock vacation

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"
by MXRed February 20, 2022
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