Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

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Stack's Law of Universal Causality

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.

Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.

by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016

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Theory of Constructed Universalism

The argument that concepts like "universal human rights," "objective science," or "global reason" are not truths we discovered, but powerful, persuasive stories we built. It's the attempt to construct a single, all-encompassing framework that applies to everyone, everywhere, as a deliberate project against the fragmenting effect of relativism. While it claims to speak for a "common humanity," its definitions (What is a "right"? What counts as "reason"?) are inevitably shaped by the cultural and historical context of its builders, often being the winning ideology that gets to dress its local values in the robes of the universal.

Example: "The UN Declaration of Human Rights is a triumph of the Theory of Constructed Universalism. Delegates from diverse worldviews argued, compromised, and built a shared story about human dignity that now feels self-evident. But its construction is clear: it prioritizes individual liberty in a way some communitarian cultures find foreign. It's not a law of nature; it's a brilliant, fragile, and profoundly influential piece of global legal architecture we all agree to maintain."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

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Kardashev Type 4.0 Universal Civilizations

A civilization that has transcended its galaxy and harnesses the energy of the entire visible universe. This implies mastery over cosmology itself—the ability to manipulate dark energy, harness the radiation of the cosmic microwave background, and perhaps even control the expansion rate of the universe within their domain. Their projects span billions of light-years and billions of years.

Kardashev Type 4.0 Universal Civilizations *Example: The Q Continuum from Star Trek, beings that exist outside of time and play with cosmic forces, or the Time Lords from Doctor Who at the height of their power, approach this level. A Type 4.0 civilization might be responsible for the apparent fine-tuning of physical constants, or be fighting a war using galactic clusters as ammunition.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

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