UmbrellaSexual

Someone who is Sexually attracted to umbrellas or just romantically attracted to them.

Henry: Me and my umbrella had fun last night I must be an UmbrellaSexual
Paul: Bro that's lit
Henry: Yeah man you should try it

by EmoKid225 March 27, 2020

umbrello

n. retard

someone who doesn't understand anything and gets confused.
A person who never quite knows whats going on.
An non socialable person , someone who sits in corners.

"Her friend is such an umbrello."

by JudgeJoe brown February 25, 2008

umbrellardula

A fleshy section on the front of the human shoulder measuring roughly 4" square that is biodesigned to absorb repeated strikes from passing open umbrellas that are not tilted away from passersby.

"This schmuck with one of those ginormous golf umbrellas just came barreling right through, hitting my left umbrellardula."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

UmbrellaJitsu

A person who uses an umbrella in Jiu Jitsu

That man looks like he's trained in UmbrellaJitsu

by TheEssentialDose April 18, 2018

Umbrellafended

Being offended when you lend someone your umbrella and they forget it.

Elyse was umbrellafended when Vicky forgot her umbrella in the soup place and didn't remember it until later on.

by magic.hobbit June 3, 2019

Umbrellaring

Using an umbrella to penetrate the ass and then opening the umbrella, leaving a gaping hole.

Hey babe do you wanna try umbrellaring.

by SideAh June 30, 2020

umbrellaskate

The name given to a newborn baby male/female, which means weeb

“Woah!You’re such a weeb!”-...
“Well,That is what my name means !”-Umbrellaskate

by Weebthatlikesmilk November 3, 2020