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yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard 

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that
ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

Dr Dewey Ur Mum 

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.
Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.
Dr Dewey Ur Mum by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022

ur fat mum

"ur fat mum" Is an insult. usually, people are just joking around, but it offends some people.

ur son a mum 

Single most powerful insult in the universe, stronger than ur brother a mother. Merely uttering it will create a giant black hole that implodes the multiverse and all its parallel dimensions.
Bob: Ur brother a mother
*massive earthquake breaks out*
Carl: Ur son a mum
*All life is annihilated, the universes collide and spontaneously self-destruct*

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth 

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant
*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*