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The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them
"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*
by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010
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Powdered Doughnut Treatment

Tackling someone into the snow then shoving snow into their face.
by MrX867 July 9, 2010
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The Bill Clinton Treatment

aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex
Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!
by BillJeff Clinton March 30, 2009
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Johnson Treatment

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.
Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.
by Sir Walter Prescott January 11, 2010
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The Green Day Treatment

This is the process of finding an album, or CD of any sort, that you no longer want, or are disgusted by the fact that your friend/relative owns it, and proceeding to remove the CD from its case, and using it to wipe your arse. Next, you must snap the disk in half, and throw it as far away as possible.

Named 'The Green Day Treatment', as the first album this was done to was 'American Idiot'.
Boy 1: Hey, my brother just bought that album from that shite band. I'm disguested and ashamed of him.

Boy 2: Shall we give it the Green Day treatment?

Boy 1: Lets.
by Wrayman July 5, 2010
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T-P Treatment

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.
She gave me the T-P treatment on the first date.
by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007
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hot towel treatment

After a man cums you get a washcloth and run warm water over it, ring it out and wipe off the excess cum. Gentally massasing balls and shaft.
Damn, girl, I can't believe you gave me a hot towel treatment tonight!
by Juddyduval June 18, 2016
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