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Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
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toyota trueno

toyota trueno is a japanese car that is more commonly known as ae86, the car came out 1985 and it is driven by the king taaaakumii-senpai, taakumi is a jappalenare born in the hood hood nigga japalenare racing place and he delivers very good tofu, the special ingrediant is buuntas pubic hair. and the car gives the water taste because of the smell of sex in the car, this smell is caused by takuumis sexs session with his girlfriend,
ello takumi do you have the toyota trueno (ae86)

yEs
by jas 39 gripen May 4, 2021
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Toyota GR Corolla

Person 1: Bro did you see that Toyota corolla hatchback? It's so fucking fast for a corolla.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.
by 3amCheetoMan December 22, 2024
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toyota terrified

Noun: also know as a Toyota Yaris, often travelling well under the speed limit.
I was late for work because I got stuck behind a "Toyota Terrified" when the traffic lights turned green and the driver panicked and didn't know what to do next.
by Firebird89 October 10, 2020
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Toyota Corroded

(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.
for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.
by boggler January 28, 2019
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Toyota GT86

Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...
The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
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Toyota Flashing

The act of flashing an unsuspecting passerby with your Toyota t-shirt, accomplished by pulling your hoodie or jersey up and over the logo.
Guy1: Yo I just Toyota flashed that hoe
Guy2: I didn't know you were into Toyota flashing!
by BILLY DOMES December 20, 2022
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