Tossing the Pigskin

eating old lady, especially leathery, ass

I met this grandma at the bar and I ended up tossing the pigskin

by technofart February 23, 2023

Tossing a chihuahua

When you are blowing him and you let his balls rest on your tongue then you jiggle it

His ball was so big I got a cramp when I was tossing a chihuahua

by Francy Pants September 30, 2023

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

tossing a hemi

When you toss the salad and she/he has hemorroids

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi

by Dickwyne December 18, 2023

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

by Dickwyne January 6, 2024

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorrhoids

Last night I was tossing a hemi with preperation H on my tongue.

by Dickwyne January 17, 2024

Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad

She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.

by WTF-Man January 23, 2024