1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"
2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!
2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
by Sheraton Gould April 21, 2005
n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass
Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.
by Jalapeno64 January 18, 2009
shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglaw associates. often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale.
jdjive had a great blacklist of toilet law firms in manhattan, but the partners of some of the named toilet law firms thugged themselves out and threatened to break some kneecaps. of course, they could have opted to file a lawsuit, but since they are toilet law, anyone could have caught their bluff, because they would have lost if they tried. going tony soprano was simpler.
by Sir Humps a Lot January 24, 2007
by orethx November 13, 2008
Someone who takes a dump and totally tears up the toilet! This person usually shows no mercy and will not care what civilians are nearby.
by FemmeFatale June 22, 2005
by snorgle October 19, 2003
A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 09, 2020