n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass
Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.
by Jalapeno64 January 17, 2009
Get the Toilet backwashmug. shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglaw associates. often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale.
jdjive had a great blacklist of toilet law firms in manhattan, but the partners of some of the named toilet law firms thugged themselves out and threatened to break some kneecaps. of course, they could have opted to file a lawsuit, but since they are toilet law, anyone could have caught their bluff, because they would have lost if they tried. going tony soprano was simpler.
by Sir Humps a Lot January 27, 2007
Get the toilet lawmug. by orethx December 9, 2008
Get the Euler's Toiletmug. Someone who takes a dump and totally tears up the toilet! This person usually shows no mercy and will not care what civilians are nearby.
by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005
Get the toilet terroristmug. A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. by snorgle October 19, 2003
Get the toilet papermug. Rooney: "yo fuck these guys, I'm guna go toilet hopping in bolts room"
40 minutes later.........
Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"
40 minutes later.........
Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"
by Boltyboy September 28, 2012
Get the Toilet hoppingmug.