muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011

Toffer

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad

Get a haircuts you look like a toffer

by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018

tomfeltonphobia

an irrational fear of, the actor, Tom Felton.

friend: what phobia do you have?
you: tomfeltonphobia
friend: that is very reasonable

by frogsbootycheeks May 29, 2021

tomfelton

A 16 year old totally snog worthy guy who started acting because of a friend of the family at a very early stage of childhood. Who will marry me in the near future. No one else. Me. Because I am the Queen of the rampaging post-it notes.

by Queen Bee September 23, 2003

MOSSLE-TOFF

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...

"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"

by Mossle Toff June 18, 2008

tuffet

The happy trail that starts at the crack of ones ass and runs up the lower part of the back.

Yo, this girl bent over to pick up a book and she had the hairest tuffet.

by doofusdan August 18, 2003

Tuffenuff

Big baller.

Faster than most others.

Has no trouble racing toolbags that like to talk shit...but, cant back it up.

Likes to make fun of people who talk shit and ONLY run 10-12 second cars.

Talk shit to tuffEnuff and be prepared to *RACE*. If your car is too slow, shut the hell up and go back to surfing for Gay porn.

by Tuffster January 27, 2007