Todd Bertuzzi

Right Winger for the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, but more commonly known as an act of drinking two beers at one time, also known as double-fisting....fisting, tee hee.

Damn, you should have seen Brandon last night. That idiot puked in my fish tank because he was pulling a Todd Bertuzzi all night.

Todd Bertuzzi by Rhode Island Sam November 27, 2007

Todd Howard 

"the BIG GAY"

"oh look theirs a Todd Howard getting bitch slapped"
"DISGUSTANG"

Todd Howard by Obama's 2 dad March 5, 2019

todd bertuzzi

a. The best hockey power forward in the world during the 02-03 season when he got 97 points.at this time he played with the canucks He played on the Canadian olympic team this year and made them lose because of a stupid penalty.
b. The guy who destroyed Steve moore see pussy after moore hit naslund with a cheap shot and gave him a concussion, moore is now suing him after bertuzzi was suspeded for 20 games
c. The worst player on the vancouver canucks last year and was traded to Florida for Luongo in which the canucks will now win the stanley cup

Bertuzzi sucks
Did you see beruzzi hit steve moore?!

Luongo is god
Todd bertuzzi

todd bertuzzi by hutchinso222 July 23, 2006

todd the snot thott 

The act of an ignorant young man that is pussy wiped about his baby mother. This man Is defined as a country cracker that say's the dumbest things.

"you are a trap bunny rj "
No todd the snot thott you are just pussy wiped lil thotty

todd the snot thott by Kayleabuhh December 13, 2017

todd gurleying 

The act of exchanging autographs for money, in most cases illegally. It may be closely associated with Cam Newtoning, however Cam Newtoning is not real, but it is methodical. As compared to Todd Gurleying, which is 100% real and 100% illegal. Todd Gurleying is widely associated with thugs, so it should not come as a surprise that it only happens on the University of Georgia football team. #godawgs

Person A: Hey! I Was Todd Gurleying yesterday!!!

Person B: Oh shit, you're going to hell and losing to Auburn.

todd gurleying by Mark Richt November 14, 2014

Todd Johnson 

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

Todd Johnson by aznkutie March 28, 2009

Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

Todd Pace by Several assembled folks July 16, 2008