pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 03, 2023

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Pub Trans nerd

A person is considered a Pub Trans nerd, when he/she get so addicted to public transport <such as the bus, subway, train, or other> to a point they don't want to use cars, or even walk anymore.

Dude 1: "Bro, you see that dude over there? That one guy over there stands at the bus stop every time we walk to school..."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I noticed. Broke af."

Dude 1 "That's right. Typical Pub Trans nerd. This is what lack of friends, lack of chick, exess of books and bullying make out of people."

Dude 2 "Poor thing. Let's go get his lunch money."

by HHhhhhhhhhhhhO655522$%^&*IHBVE March 06, 2017

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pub demon

1) Someone who joins a public video game lobby and instantly enhances the gaming experience.
2) Someone who joins a public video game lobby, dies and keeps chatting or annoying people.
3) What you see when you host a public video game lobby, expecting your friends to join.
(Definitions vary depending on who you talk to)

Oliver is such a pub demon!

by Sofaklient July 29, 2024

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Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 08, 2012

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