Jim Zorn

To keep someone in a position, presumably of authority, while making them essentially an irrelevant member of the organization.

Steve sucked at his job but he was the son in law of the CEO, so my boss just Jim Zorned his ass.

by starburster December 01, 2009

Jim chin

Swelling and/or bruising of the chin caused by agressive or repeated potato sacking

He railed that girls mouth so hard last night he gave her Jim chin.

by Titillation February 17, 2017

Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.

Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"

by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

Jim Cramer

Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."

by grhooked March 26, 2009

a frosty jim

a male pees in a condom then frezes it then a female pretends its a male penis

Dude: my gf played with a frosty jim last night made by me , i was turned on

by Oh yeah Mr cabs December 27, 2017

Slim Jim

A penis that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim

She wants my Slim Jim. I cant blame her.

by LifeInANutshell October 16, 2014

slim jim

A beef stick.

Need a little excitement!?!? SNAP IT TO A SLIM JIM!!!! OOOOH YEAH!

by Hacksaw Jim Duggan September 02, 2003