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Tinder Limbo

That moment when you're browsing Tinder and come across a profile of a potential match. For whatever reason you can think of, you cannot decide which way to swipe. Therefore, in order to keep from making a decision, you close the app and re-open it, thereby re-shuffling your potential matches. This effectively puts that potential match in "Tinder Limbo."
Joe: Chelsie's profile just came up on Tinder. I definitely don't want to be more than friends with her. I want to swipe right just for fun, but that might give her the wrong idea...
Steven: So what do you think you'll do?
Joe: I think I'll just put her in Tinder Limbo. That way, I can decide later.
by Miller bros September 4, 2016
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Tinder Slip

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022
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tinder balls

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls
Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.
by asly8 July 1, 2018
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tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
by FlyDude January 7, 2016
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tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.
'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'
by lazpix March 30, 2022
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tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.
(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.
by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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